i wanted ass!

so,I had a chance for some kind of ass,physical gratification,and now,now its all gone! I HATE YOU SNOW!!!

I don't think I'll be able to see mike now either due to the weather. i'm not driving in shitty snowy weather in my tiny car. no way. i was totally looking forward to drinks,meeting peoplpe and in general hanging out. I needed to get away and talk about music that no one hear listens to.

but then again,I have erin and shes always closer. i promise,when I am not working horrible hours and I'm not sick,i'm there erin. like white on rice.

ok and what am I thinking any way. I have a cold and cramps. i'm totally pmsing and my mom is driving me fucking nuts.
who the hell would wanna fool around with me any way.

so I am going to see iron and wine on the 13th with my friend racheal in stl. it'll be a rushed drive,but I'll have fun. YEAH!
ahahah.
i can't wait. its an all ages fucking show too. what the fuck. if theres a bar,no one under 18,no way dude. ya know,i never got pissed about those shows,ever. 21 or older yes 18,no. now I understand why. 16 year olds annoy me to no end. my friends and I seriously questioned ourselves "i hope we weren't like that". no,we weren't because our mothers taught us well. I didn't dress up for shows,I didn't change my style. I didn't dance like a moron and only wear a certain style because a boy might like me.
i see these girls whith heels on and skirts and they wear abnormal make up.
i put on jeans,i put a shirt,i fix my hair and put on make up. whoopty shit,the same stuff I do all the time.
i've always worn old jeans,hoodies,and sneakers.i've always worn a lot of make up. what else is new.

people just drive me fucking crazy.

also whats the deal with middle aged men. i do not have a daddy complex,i have one thank you. i have males in my life such as my grandpa and my brother. they reassure me,thanks.

but for some reason middle aged men think I should flirt with them.like I give a shit about what they have to offer. no no,I do. old saggy balls,roids,and man boobies. my dad is 51,and frankly a man that age does nothing for me.

or how about the whole male race as of late.
a group of guys around my age come through my line,with one item each. of course the first one is lame and says some thing like "ARE YA WORKIN HARD OR HARDLY WORKIN?!?!"

me:um i don't know
stupid guy:you don't know?
me:listen,i'm sick,i'm just doing my job.
stupid guy 2:aw naw is it contagious
me:well,it is december,people are getting sick right now.
stupid guy 2:damn,smart ass.

oh,so i'm a smart ass because you two are fools who think I should kiss YOUR ASS. no,you are wrong. i am not put here to pretend you guys are some thing wonderful.i could careless honestly. stop being douche bags,fuck off,and leave me the hell alone.

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Julianna but everyone calls me Julie. I live in southern illinois. I'm 24. I do hair aka cosmetologist and watch a lot of re-runs.music is my life and it makes me happy. my friends are my family.I'm full of useless information. i'm extremely opinionated,blunt,and honest. small talk is stupid and I have no use for it.I'm a big girl,always have been and I like who I am. if you have a problem with "fat people" you can go fuck yourself and bite my ass. however,I am a nice person for the most part and I just have no time for stupidity. sarcasm is my middle name. we only live once so don't take life so seriously.

golden girls,hello kitty,going to shows,st.louis,houston,piercings,mad tv,dane cook,my momma,my brotha,get togethers,target,christmas,my birthday,halloween,the state,reno 911,warm vanilla sugar,bottled water,singing,uncle buck,goonies,seinfeld,etc.

smoking,drugs,stupid people,eggs mixed with other foods(like omlettes),the word"yuns",jackasses,smelly people,dirty finger nails,the radio,country music,most of tv,etc.

low,rilo kiley,they might be giants,sufjan stevens,pedro the lion,motion city soundtrack,damien rice,lou barlow,jimmy eat world,mobius band,ted leo and RX,ben folds,ratatat,iron and wine,that dog,the urge,spoon,death cab for cutie,etc.

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